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What Do You Deserve After a WFH Day?
Research shows home-office workers are 31% more deserving of retail therapy. The data is unambiguous — your commute savings have been reallocated.
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WFH Deserve Checklist
- Attended at least one meeting that could have been an email
- Maintained professional top + pajama bottoms simultaneously
- Resisted the urge to nap before 3pm
- Coworkers never knew you were eating lunch
- You have clinically earned this
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