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What Do You Deserve for Surviving Monday?
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Monday Survive Checklist
- Got out of bed despite all available evidence against it
- Attended work with minimal existential dread
- Did not send a passive-aggressive email (or deleted it in time)
- Made it to 5pm without a full breakdown
- You have clinically earned a reward
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