The Science Is In
You Deserve This.
Whatever you did today counted. Consider this your official receipt.
“Limpié mi escritorio sin que me obligara nadie”
La limpieza voluntaria del escritorio es un signo de que tu vida está bajo control (ilusión óptica recomendada). El Instituto de Orden Reciente reporta que ahora puedes fingir ser productivo. Recomendación: Un organizador de escritorio para mantener la ilusión.
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