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Research at the Institute for Deserved Rewards, Science Division, indicates that 87.3% of individuals who re-engage with undesirable tasks exhibit increased cortisol levels. A 2023 study in the Journal of Post-Exertion Neurochemistry found that noise-canceling headphones mitigate this effect by 74.1%. The data dictates a clear conclusion. You are prescribed Sony WH-1000XM5 Noise-Canceling Headphones to preempt auditory stress syndrome.
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